love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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