so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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