If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
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The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
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the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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