I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Randomize
