he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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