I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
soo... how was my night?
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