i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
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some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
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To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
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He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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