turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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