Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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