So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Pappa wants mamma naked
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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