you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
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New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
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You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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