I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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