2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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