Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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