he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Betty ford says i'm here all night
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
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There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
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