We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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