But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
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