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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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