Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
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It was like getting head from an anaconda
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
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Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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