Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
