Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
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You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
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Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize