I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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