I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
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