After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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