This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
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It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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