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So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
We're hate flirting, damnit.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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