I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Boobs speak an international language.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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