I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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