I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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