Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
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i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
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Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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