I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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