I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
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He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
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I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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