Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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