he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
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When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
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i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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