Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
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Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
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Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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