If i come over, it means nothing
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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