why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
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Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
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We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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