I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
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We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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