i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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