I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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