these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
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I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
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It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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