Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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