I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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