Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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