i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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