You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
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So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
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but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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