i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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