Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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