Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
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oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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