Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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