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My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.

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(314): My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control. http://tfl.nu/vcg1

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My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive

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wats the point then?

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(925): My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive (510): wats the point then? http://tfl.nu/1ckn

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The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.

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(850): The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad. http://tfl.nu/dk8u

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My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.

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(919): My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning. http://tfl.nu/jpte

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(703): View more from Virginia

I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.

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(703): I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm. http://tfl.nu/zuvg

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(516): View more from New York

i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.

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(516): i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles. http://tfl.nu/x8s9

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.

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(608): I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter. http://tfl.nu/xqss

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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.

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(440): i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad. http://tfl.nu/60es

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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable

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(608): dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable http://tfl.nu/uv0g

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I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore

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(678): I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore http://tfl.nu/ro2x

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I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday

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(631): I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday http://tfl.nu/jy9z

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U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.

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(303): U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up. http://tfl.nu/8u2m

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WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.

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You're High aren't you?

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Sooooo high

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(858): WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service. (760): You're High aren't you? (858): Sooooo high http://tfl.nu/byvy

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I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug

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Come join me

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(970): I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug (970): Come join me http://tfl.nu/ww5v

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TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG

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HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS

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(614): TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG (1-614): HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS http://tfl.nu/fp5t

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