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• (313): View more from Michigan

  At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  you would not believe what I got pierced last night...

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  son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots

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• (631): View more from New York

  He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  not ubering you a puppy

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night

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