I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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