Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
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