why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
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We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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