fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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