The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
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dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
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